Naughty Naughty

Mom: (hefting 40+lb three year old on changing table) You have poops? You probably should think about going potty like your little sissy.

Boy: (surprised at the thought) Oh no, Momma, not yet.

Mom: Well, your sissy likes the potty...you should go potty too.

Boy: (Emphatically) NO, Mom, NO! Don't say naughty things to me!